The Hella Dry I Hate Mallard Sticker is for every duck hunter who's been fooled, outsmarted, and flat-out humbled by the most iconic mallard in the marsh. Slap it on your blind bag, cooler, truck, or boat and let everyone know exactly where you stand with the greenhead.
Built to survive the same brutal conditions you hunt mallards in — mud, rain, and predawn misery — this sticker is waterproof, fade-resistant, and made to stick through seasons of punishment. Because if you're going to hate a mallard, you might as well commit to it.
Show your love-hate relationship with the greenhead loud and proud. The sticker that says everything you're thinking but too cold and tired to say out loud. For every hunter who's been burned by a mallard — this one's for you. Grab yours today.
Features:
Waterproof and fade-resistant
Perfect for coolers, truck windows, blind bags, and boats
A must-have for duck hunters and waterfowl enthusiasts
Be confident that your gear is secured and positioned above the muddy ground or high waters, while being within arms reach of your position.
Go Anywhere
Spend less time searching for convenient spots that keep your equipment off the ground or out of the water. Instead, find the perfect spot and place the Utility Poles anywhere while spending more time doing what you enjoy.
For All Ground Types
Whether you're hunting big game, shooting targets with your bow or sitting in the swamp the Utility Pole's interchagable bases can be used in various ground types.
Utility Poles
Built for Durability
We know the conditions and situations outdoorsman face, we’ve been there. That’s why our Utility Poles are comprised of anodized aluminum and high-strength ABS plastic parts allowing them to be corrosion resistent.
I first saw these bags at NWTF in Nashville a couple years ago. I wanted one so bad because I had recently went duck hunting with a "waterproof" backpack from another company that we won't name.... needless to say, my stuff got soaked and I had a bunch of wet shells that wouldn't fire and a ruined cell phone that didn't make calls.
This past season, I took the plunge again but this time with a Hella Dry bag and let me tell you! If I wasn't a believer before, I am now! My clumsy self tripped over my feet on a boat hunt and lucky for me, I was wearing my bag. Not only did everything stay dry (hella dry I must say) but I floated!! This bag saved my ass and my gear! Lifelong customer now fellas!
Bought the Juvie 16L Waterproof bag in Fallen TImber. I am a Arkansas public timber hunter and used this bag last year. The camo is a perfect match hung next to the whiteoaks and Cyprus trees throughout the woods. This bag has been rained on, flown out of a boat onto the river, and caked in mud. In have had zero issues with this bag. Kept all my gear inside completely dry. I think the size of the bag as well. You'd be surprised what you can fit inside.
This bag was a huge upgrade from the bag I was using. Love the size and it keeps my stuff dry! Backpack is definitely better for walking in with all my gear.
Archelon 28L Waterproof Backpack
Cameron peters
Utility Pole
When I say this thing is built with hunters gear in mind I mean it. I carry a heavy blind bind and this pole did not bug, bend or move while I was setting decoys. Then to add on, I added 2 full totes of ducks, 2 guns and 2 blind bags and it STILL was very sturdy. If you are second guessing on getting one, let me help you out. This will be a game changer for you
Wingman Hunting Utility Pole For Soft Ground
Patrick Frits
Tortuga
This bag has been taking a beating since buying it. It goes through all the snow and ice out west and never fails. All my gear is dry everytime. Worth the spend!
Archelon 28L Waterproof Backpack
Caledon Retrievers
Wingman poles
These poles are great and will hold anything you put on them
Wingman Hunting Utility Pole For Soft Ground
Goony
Wingman
Of all the hunting tools i bought through out the years this project is buy far the best ..every hunt im impressed with it!