I Hate Mallards Tee

We don’t actually hate mallards. That would be ridiculous!

We hate the ones that circle three times, stare directly into the decoys, ignore every feed chuckle you’ve got, and land 400 yards down the slough.

The I Hate Mallards Tee is for everyone who’s spent an entire morning convincing themselves the next group is definitely going to do it right.

Printed on a Comfort Colors pocket tee with a soft, broken-in feel and relaxed fit, it’s built for duck camp, post Waffle House breakfast, and explaining how they would’ve finished if your buddy hadn’t moved at the last second.

Finished with our Hella Dry Misfit pocket hit up front and the “I HATE MALLARDS — JUST KIDDING, CAN YOU IMAGINE” graphic across the back.

We don’t hate mallards.

We just take their decisions personally.